{"product_id":"the-salty-effin-pen-pack","title":"The Salty Effin Pen Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐄 The Salty Fu*kin Fidget Pack ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause basic pens just ain’t it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you’ve got attitude, anxiety, or just need something to keep your hands busy… this pack was made for you 💅\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Salty Fu*kin Fidget Pack is loaded with bold sayings, bright colors, and that signature Salty Cow sparkle. These aren’t just pens—they’re a whole vibe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ What You Get:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 5 Handmade Glitter Fidget Pens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Smooth spin + click fidget action\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bright, bold, high-sparkle finishes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Sealed with UV resin for durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Made with fine glitter ONLY for that smooth, flawless shine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 Designs Include Sayings Like:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• “Fuck This Shit”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• “Fucking Fuckity Tuesday”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• “Fucking Healthcare”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• And more salty, sassy favorites\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(Exact sayings\/colors may vary—each pack is unique!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💅 Why You’ll Love It:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Perfect for work, school, or your chaotic daily life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Great for healthcare workers, office babes, and anyone over it 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Functional + fidget-friendly + cute AF\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Makes the PERFECT gift (or keep them all, we won’t judge 👀)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ Please Note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Photos are examples—each pack is handmade and may vary slightly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Colors and sayings are pre-selected (no custom changes for this pack)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Handmade with love, sass, and a little bit of attitude\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Add to cart if you’re ready to stay busy… and stay SALTY. 🐄💖\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Salty Cow Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48221826547937,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/1161\/6993\/files\/56DFC0DD-ED17-49C6-A8D6-0A5B3336C788.jpg?v=1776455532","url":"https:\/\/thesaltycowcompany.com\/products\/the-salty-effin-pen-pack","provider":"The Salty Cow Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}